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Ten Tips for Becoming a Mediocre Trumpet Player
(Just enough to get you started)
- You may play the horn whenever you want, but you’ll get the most mediocre results the less consistent your practice schedule is.
- While “practicing,” be sure to run that lick that you can play pretty well over and over. Do this until your chops are tired. This maximizes practice time in the pursuit of mediocrity.
- Recognize that each mistake, out-of-tune pitch, and all of that embouchure fatigue you are feeling in the upper register is your equipment’s fault. Be sure to buy A LOT of gear (the more expensive the better) so you can switch the backbore, rim, cup, and horn make/model when any and all of the shit hits the fan.
- Never, And I mean NEVER use a metronome. This is important.
- To find an appropriate practice tempo, play an excerpt quickly enough to make the same mistakes over and over again. Consider this home base in the practice room.
- While we’re at it, when you notice those mistakes, be sure to gloss over them with the most lackadaisical, “good enough” attitude you can muster up. You can’t practice everything, so it’s best to save your energy for the high notes.
- Care Way Too Much about the way you sound. In fact, the more you can obsess about this, the better.
- Put off dealing with that pesky weakness you’ve been holding onto for the last 20 years until next season. Remember, it can always wait.
- As you ascend in register, squeeze and push with everything you’ve got. You’ve got to show the band and the audience who’s in charge.
- When you feel the need to be extra mediocre at something, it is highly recommended that you make the task at hand as complicated as possible. If you practice something that is way too damn hard, the easier stuff will get even easier. That’s right, “simple” fundamentals are for chumps. Always keep that in mind and one day you’ll be mediocre as hell!
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